Oh Lord, Make Me A Doctor With A Mercedes-Benz

Oh Lord, make me a doctor with a Mercedes-Benz

My friends are all prelaw, I must make amends.

Worked hard in organic, never thought it would end.

So Lord, make me a doctor, with a Mercedes-Benz.

Oh Lord, won't you give me an "A" on the test,

I have to show med-schools that I am the best.

Tried hard all semester, the TA says I'm a pest,

So Lord, won't you give me an "A" on the test.

Oh Lord, won't you give me a high MCAT score.

My friends all got 30's, I have to get more.

I went to Kaplan, oh man what a bore,

So Lord, won't you give me a high MCAT score.

Oh Lord, won't you get me into Johns Hopkins U.

Baylor would be nice, I’d like an interview

O.K. let's be serious, A&M will do.

So Lord, won't you get me into TAMU.

Oh Lord, make me a doctor with a Mercedes-Benz

My friends are all prelaw, I must make amends.

Worked hard in organic, never thought it would end.

So Lord, make me a doctor, with a Mercedes-Benz.