STAIRWAY TO WELDING SCHOOL

There's a premed who's sure

That counterclockwise is "R"

And his grades will make him perfect

For welding school

When he gets there he'll say

What was that rule of the day

Maybe I should have made a better

Road map

Oooooooo He never wanted to study

Oooooooo He thinks chemistry is cruddy

And his grades will make him perfect

For welding school

And as we waste our time away

In organic lab all day

How come my products look like clay

We should have been nicer to the T.A.

And our grades will make us perfect

For welding school